Blogs, Sports

The NBA’s Treadmill of Mediocrity is Getting Crowded

If you asked any casual fan what topic has defined the NBA over the past few years you’d probably get one of two answers: super-teams and tanking. Teams are either stockpiling superstars like they’re toilet paper at the start of quarantine, or they’re hoping nobody will notice that they’ve been playing Shelvin Mack 23 minutes a game. This race to the top/bottom means that the true losers are the teams stuck in the middle. And thus, the “treadmill of mediocrity” was born. Continue reading

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Why College Football’s Parity Problem Isn’t a Problem At All

If you’ve paid any attention to college football the last few years, you’ve probably heard one major complaint. “The same three teams win it every year, so what’s the point of even playing?” College football is built on chaos, but chaos only comes from parity. And the claim that the dominance of a handful of teams is bad for the sport isn’t exclusive to football. The Warriors heard the same gripe while they built their dynasty. On its surface, this looks like a sound argument. If casual fans feel like they know who will win then there won’t be any suspense, so they won’t watch. However, hard evidence exists that proves this theory wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the English Premier League. Continue reading

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Dear Colleges: Stop Making Students Pay For Tickets

Everyone knows college students are broke. It’s basically a universal constant. Every dollar not spent Thursday night ends up going to something completely unnecessary like a 50-pound bag of rice. Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything, that’s a purely hypothetical example. College administrators know this better than anyone, probably because they’re the ones taking all the money. So why do most schools make students buy their own tickets to football games, basketball games, etc.? Continue reading


My Top Ten Movies of 2020 (Sort Of)

Like almost everyone on the planet, I had plenty of free time this year. And, like any sane person with a Netflix subscription, I filled that time by watching a metric butt-ton of movies. Maybe to make it seem like I was being somewhat productive, I decided to keep track and rank each one. What kind of blog would this be without a low effort, end-of-year top 10 list? Continue reading


Recapping What Really Matters in College Football: Week 10

College football is the embodiment of chaos. If the Joker was a hat guy, he’d wear the NCAA version of Rob Lowe’s NFL hat. Because of this, there is no shortage of dumb stuff happening on any given Saturday. Sadly, the media doesn’t like to cover this side of the sport, and instead focus on unimportant details like “crazy highlights” and “who won the game”. But not this guy. That’s why I promise to bring you the official list of all the stupid goings-on in college football (hopefully) every week. Continue reading